Presidential Monkeys and Other Affronts to Common Sense

America has a long and proud history of ridiculing our presidents by pointing out that they are actually monkeys. Now we can't do that anymore because Obama supporters get too offended. This is an affront to American Values, we have the right to have monkey presidents, this what separates us from the rest of the world. I want my monkey president!

Speaking of being offended, when did everyone collectively castrate themselves? You know what's offensive? A lack of fucking humor. If you don't like what someone is saying don't listen, but don't flog the horse after it dropped dead. We now have a social form of censorship in our country where the court of public opinion can shut you down simply by declaring you a racist, a sexist, a fascist or a socialist. Horse shit, pure grade A.

As far as socialist goes can we stop calling it "socialized medicine" it is neither, but rather it is a government mandate to own health insurance. Just like state mandated car insurance. I wish that it was socialized medicine, at least then i would feel like my taxes were doing something useful. Instead we handed over to the insurance companies that screwed it all up in the first place, just like Nixon and the Republican party wanted. Yeah I hate both sides, but that not really relevant. All you need to remember to understand politics is that the entirety of Washington D.C. is run by domestic primates.Speaking of monkeys you know what a group of baboons is called? That's right they are a congress.