45 Year Old Punk Poetry

  Dreamland by Todd Schorr

O blessed charnal house

Free me from the vagaries ov

corporate whore America

That BITCH promised me freedom

as a child in her compulsory 

institution of brainwashing

with the horseshit White Wash ov "HIS" story

told by venture capitalists slave traders

so-called founding fathers

You foul diseased murderous BITCH

you took me into incarceration

into your institutional health facilities

all because I dared to

express my falsely promised freedom

I have been Homeless in your streets

Locked up in your Prisons

kept in your Mental Hospitals

served grease in your corporatized

cardiac facotry drive thrus

I have purchased your plastic crap

from the pustule ov mega corpchain outlets

spread upon your syphilitic flesh

so proudly called the HOMELAND

I have watched you allow

the upward flow ov resorces

into the hands of a few

while the suffering masses

continue to be subjected 

to indiginities to their persons

and affrontal lobotomies  

ov common sense

I have been strung out on your CIA sanctioned

DRUGS

been shackled by by pharma-corps chemicals

eaten the ground corpses ov your empty dreams

been shat upon

put down

kept out

ground up

and puked out

by the flawed processes ov your democracy

I stand before you

STRONG
FREE
INDEPENDENT
INDIVIDUAL

to deliver the only benediction

fitting one such as yourself

your vacuous stance and soulless guile

prompt me to speak honestly 

as I say

FUCK YOU AMERICA

Presidential Monkeys and Other Affronts to Common Sense

America has a long and proud history of ridiculing our presidents by pointing out that they are actually monkeys. Now we can't do that anymore because Obama supporters get too offended. This is an affront to American Values, we have the right to have monkey presidents, this what separates us from the rest of the world. I want my monkey president!

Speaking of being offended, when did everyone collectively castrate themselves? You know what's offensive? A lack of fucking humor. If you don't like what someone is saying don't listen, but don't flog the horse after it dropped dead. We now have a social form of censorship in our country where the court of public opinion can shut you down simply by declaring you a racist, a sexist, a fascist or a socialist. Horse shit, pure grade A.

As far as socialist goes can we stop calling it "socialized medicine" it is neither, but rather it is a government mandate to own health insurance. Just like state mandated car insurance. I wish that it was socialized medicine, at least then i would feel like my taxes were doing something useful. Instead we handed over to the insurance companies that screwed it all up in the first place, just like Nixon and the Republican party wanted. Yeah I hate both sides, but that not really relevant. All you need to remember to understand politics is that the entirety of Washington D.C. is run by domestic primates.Speaking of monkeys you know what a group of baboons is called? That's right they are a congress.